What’s The World Coming To, Eh?
What’s The World Coming To, Eh? A whole host of famous celebrities kick the bucket, Britain experiencing another “heatwave”, and the USA leading Brazil 2 – 0 in the final of the Federation Cup the other night – and then losing 2 – 3 at the end.
Sue’s feet hurt. 
But, Sue’s dad, Ray, is back at home and munching away at non-salty, (but surprisingly “yummy”!), food to get his appetite back.
What else has happened since I’ve last been here? Well, many,many things….. the Earth has turned around several times, Oceans and tides have shifted around the planet – and Halfwit is up for eviction AGAIN in Bug Brother. Bless him.
I persuaded mummy deariest to move from BT to Talktalk! 
What a major coup! I expect the enormous gratitude cheque from the Car Phone Warehouse to come heaving through my door soon! Mummy has already experienced the delight of Talktalk’s … er… remote call centres 
I’ve been spending a lot of time on Twitter recently. There’s an amazing Twitter system I’ve discovered which will help me….er…. “automate Twitter”. Yes – a fully automated Twitter account! I never paid to get this system, I sorta stumbled, (BREAK – interesting that the American spell check in Wordpress doesn’t bring up “sorta” as a bad word…lol… “Oh I say – that’s just not cricket old chap!”), across whilst searching for how to automate a Twitter account. I have to say – it’s the first time I’ve ever used ANYTHING from the net that says – “100% Automated” – that actually IS 100% automated. If I were an uncouth blogging youth I’d say it was the dogs bollocks!
Other than that, “Life…” as Gerry and The Pacemakers once said, “…. goes on day after day….” Thankfully I’ve got a Dartford Bridge to get me across the Thames – I think it’s a bit of a hike to get a ferry across the Mersey!
Air con………. ON!
