Dropped Two Dress Sizes!
April 18th, 2011 | Posted by Paul |
It’s true! (Almost).
I’ve gone from a 42-44 inch waistline down to a size 38. I know this to be true because the “small size” 40 inch waist trousers I put on this morning to go to work could easily have been worn by Coco The Clown had they’d been red & white striped – they were a tad baggy around the waist to say the least.
So, after a hard day in the saddle riding the range “sarf of the river”, I mosied on back to the bunkhouse for vittles an decided to dig out some smaller size pantaloons. Now, my size 38 inch waist trousers haven’t seen the light of day since….. er…. I can’t remember when – a v..e..r..y long time ago. Naturally, like their owner, they’re a bit dirty, crushed and wrinkled – so they are currently being “rejuvenated” in the washing machine.
Unfortunately for me, the styles of size 38 inch waist trousers I had at the time I was that thin around the middle, leaves a lot to be desired.
Suffice to say I shall now be wearing a pair of “turn ups” tomorrow. I just can’t decide which of the Bay City Rollers I want to be – Les; one of the Longmuirs, (Alan or Derek); Eric; or the ever popular Woody!
What do you think? 
What you dress up in, in your spare time is not of interest to me…only please can you book yourself a room on a different floor to me in Bristol?
Steve – we have adjoining rooms with double glass patio doors facing each other beds – I had them especially fitted! ;O)
Sorry I didn’t reply sooner – I was testing the new see-through full body lyrca body stocking I’ll be wearing under my black taffeta cocktail dress when we go for dinner – is that okay? ;O)
And here am I thinking that nobody else will ever read this comment apart from you and me…. and the bazillions of other “silent visitors” I get here every day!
Anyway, I just got back from the gym – I smell – and I NEED to get a shower!
HURRAH!
You smell eh? Mmmmm now that sounds good…….
I’m reminded of that old joke:
Man A: “My dog’s got no nose”
Man B: “Your dog’s got no nose? How does it smell?”
Man A: “Terrible!” BOOM BOOM!
Or that line from Ghostbusters where they go to see their first ghost in the New York Public Library and one of them says – “Shush! Do smell something?” :O)
Well – I have nose and no longer smell – except of whatever flavour induced chemicals were in that plastic shower gel bottle.
p.s. why isn’t shower gel flavoured as a lot of it seems to get in mouth when I’m washing my face?