Back To School Tomorrow
January 4th, 2009 | Posted by Paul |
Back to school tomorrow. For those of us who have had a two week Christmas/New Year break, this is just like coming to the end of the school summer holidays and having to go back back to school.
This time I’ve not been dragged kicking and screaming into town by my mum to buy a new school uniform. That’s one blessing. On the other hand I have basically sat around and eat and did nothing for two weeks – so I may have a bit of trouble getting into my school uniform from last term!
Even as I write, a friend of mine has just sent me an email on this very subject, she says:
Perhaps its time I seriously considered doing something else, wine taster would suite very well, I could commute to the south of France and talk in an incredibly outrageous accent.
So you see – it’s not just me that has “problems” in going back to work tomorrow. She also mentioned about hopefully winning the lottery as well. But I’ve already checked my ticket 
Anyway, I’ve spied on my company emails the other day – just in case there was going to be something nasty waiting for me when I log in tomorrow – and it seems all quiet on the Western Front.
I guess it’s just Celebrity Big Brother and off to beddy-byes then.
Blimey – hello work and 2009!
Back to work, I don’t think so.
I have a cunning plan my Lord
What we need is a tunnel a long tunnel like the one from Dover to that place in France who’s name escapes me, I was bitten by about a million mosquitoes there(the insect not the plane,thats another story) and a wheel barrow full of money. Say Ten shilling notes.
We exchange the ten bob notes for euros’s buy lots of cheap wine, bring it back through the tunnel in the wheel barrow make a huge profit. Is it a winner ? or have I completely lost it.
By jingo Binky I think you have it!
What a cunning and well thought out plan!
Meet you at the docks at the midnight – I’ll be wearing a red rose and carrying yesterday’s copy of The Times!